My Trixie Bitsy Doggie

Got nothing to do on a Saturday afternoon, so I decided to compose a song for my two beloved pets!

And now, I proudly present to you My Trixie Bitsy Doggie to the tune of The Itsy Bitsy Spider!

1..2..3.. AND!

My Trixie bitsy doggie run round and round the house

Out came my cat and tease her 'til she's mad

In goes my dad and put her back on leash

And my Trixie bitsy doggie just sit and stare and whine

Oh yeah! I'm so proud of myself!

I rock, dude!

I'm the man!

BWAHAHAHA!